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WELLNESS CHECK
by leah connor
If I don't share my Wordle score
Please send a wellness check to my door
I may be dead or captive
If Garmin shows me inactive
If I suddenly feel attractive
These are signs not to ignore
Please send a welfare check to my door
If I look rich instead of broke
If I see a bear that I can’t poke
If I never laugh at a joke
Please check in on me
If I stop being the squeaky wheel
If I quit obsessing about how I feel
If you think it’s worth the trek
Please check in on me
If my tweets seem jejune
If I text "no worries" or "soon”
If I speak without saying "I'm sorry”
If I'm not bold, anything but chary
If I rant without expletives
If I fail a test for stress
I may be under duress
If I pretend I don't care
Or write a blog but don't overshare
If I don't keep a promise
If I'm not brutally honest
If I can’t imagine the absolute worst
If I grab a Pepsi to quench my thirst
It’s not me
If I don’t celebrate Christmas before Halloween
If I’m not a Hallmark-y glued to the tv screen
If I don’t lose something of value every day
Or fail to admit I‘m atheist before I pray
If I don’t offer to take the blame
If I don’t live off guilt and shame
It‘s not me
If I miss a chance to self-deprecate
And start showing up an hour late
It’s not me
If I avoid self checkout, trash Apple Pay
If I make the choice to leave today
It’s not me
If I ask for sex, but decline a hug
Cancel the doc who might prescribe a drug
It’s not me
If I love the chimes when there’s a breeze
If I see the forest instead of trees
It’s not me
If I decide to just let it go
If I stop admitting what I don’t know
It’s not me
If I’m ever satisfied without wanting more
If I don’t share my Wordle score
Please check in on me
by leah connor
If I don't share my Wordle score
Please send a wellness check to my door
I may be dead or captive
If Garmin shows me inactive
If I suddenly feel attractive
These are signs not to ignore
Please send a welfare check to my door
If I look rich instead of broke
If I see a bear that I can’t poke
If I never laugh at a joke
Please check in on me
If I stop being the squeaky wheel
If I quit obsessing about how I feel
If you think it’s worth the trek
Please check in on me
If my tweets seem jejune
If I text "no worries" or "soon”
If I speak without saying "I'm sorry”
If I'm not bold, anything but chary
If I rant without expletives
If I fail a test for stress
I may be under duress
If I pretend I don't care
Or write a blog but don't overshare
If I don't keep a promise
If I'm not brutally honest
If I can’t imagine the absolute worst
If I grab a Pepsi to quench my thirst
It’s not me
If I don’t celebrate Christmas before Halloween
If I’m not a Hallmark-y glued to the tv screen
If I don’t lose something of value every day
Or fail to admit I‘m atheist before I pray
If I don’t offer to take the blame
If I don’t live off guilt and shame
It‘s not me
If I miss a chance to self-deprecate
And start showing up an hour late
It’s not me
If I avoid self checkout, trash Apple Pay
If I make the choice to leave today
It’s not me
If I ask for sex, but decline a hug
Cancel the doc who might prescribe a drug
It’s not me
If I love the chimes when there’s a breeze
If I see the forest instead of trees
It’s not me
If I decide to just let it go
If I stop admitting what I don’t know
It’s not me
If I’m ever satisfied without wanting more
If I don’t share my Wordle score
Please check in on me
